WHO SWEATS (AND WHO DOESN'T)?!

COINING THE CHURCHILL DOWNS PHRASE - "THEY'RE OFF"!  THE RACES HAVE STARTED.  VEGAS SHOULD GET INVOLVED AND GIVE US THE LINE(S) ON HOW MUCH MONEY WILL BE SPENT.

THE MAYORAL RACE PROBABLY WILL SEEM RATHER TAME COMPARED TO THE COUNCIL RACES. 

THE 4TH DISTRICT RECEIVED A BYE UNTIL AFTER THE PRIMARY.  MONEY WILL BE SAVED AND WE'RE BETTING PAT HAS STOPPED SWEATING (AT LEAST UNTIL AFTER THE PRIMARY).

THE 1ST DISTRICT WILL BE A HORSE RACE.  DAN SHOULD BE AWARE HIS WORDS ARE REACHING OUR EARS FASTER THAN THE NEIGHS BEING BELLOWED AT THE BARN.  THE DEAL CUTTING IS AT AN END, DAN.  NO DEALS.  YOUR HORSE HAS BECOME LAME AND PROBABLY WON'T START THE RACE, MUCH LESS FINISH.

NO BLINDERS OR LASIX WILL BE NEEDED FOR THE 3RD DISTRICT.  THE HORSES ARE IN GOOD SHAPE AND GOOD ODDS SHOULD BE AVAILABLE FOR THE AVERAGE BETTOR (VOTER, I MEAN).  SAY WHAT YOU WILL IN HANDICAPPING THIS RACE (KEEP IT CLEAN) BUT OUR VOTE LIES WITH STEVE PRICE. 

WE ALSO DO NOT FEEL THE PEDIGREE OF THE FILLY NAMED BENEDETTI WILL CARRY THE HORSE PAST THE BOYS AT THE FINISH LINE.  TOO MUCH WEIGHT (OR BAGGAGE WE SHOULD SAY).

THE OTHER RACE WE WILL WATCH CAREFULLY WILL BE THE AT-LARGE RACE.  WE FEEL THERE IS SO MUCH HORSE CRAP IN THE WAY OF THE STARTING LINE THERE WILL NEED TO BE MANY PEOPLE WITH SHOVELS EMPLOYED IN ORDER TO MOVE THE CRAP OUT OF THE WAY TO EVEN GET THIS RACE STARTED.

IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON IN THIS TOWN FOR TOO LONG?  WE SMELL THE SWEAT, THE FEAR, THE TEARS, AND THE RHETORIC WHICH IS GETTING READY TO RAIN DOWN ON THE TRACK.  OUR BET WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE MUDDERS.

WE AREN'T HAPPY WITH ANY OF THE CHOICES FOR CITY CLERK.  THIS RACE MAY BE A DEAD HEAT.

ARE THERE ANY BOOKIES OUT THERE?  WE WOULD RATHER PUT OUR MONEY WITH THEM RATHER THAN BEHIND SOME OF THESE CANDIDATES.

WE TRUST THE TRIBUNE AND THE COURIER-JOURNAL WILL GIVE US FAIR AND UNBIASED REPORTING REGARDING THE LINES, PEDIGREES, PLATFORMS, ISSUES, AND OWNERS THESE HORSES ARE REPRESENTING.

AS THEY SAY IN MAY AT CHURCHILL - THEY ARE OFF!


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