NEW ALBANY GETS "FORKED" IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

Yes, you read it correctly.  The title says "forked", as in forks, knives and spoons.

Have you noticed?  We have forks painted in both lanes of Market in various locations. 

Who got forked, you ask?  There are forks painted on Market street in both lanes between the Mexican restaurant and Little Chef; there is a fork in front of Hugh E. Bir's; there is a fork on down from there in front of nothing; and there is a fork in front of Vic's.

We say, hm mm.  We can see some logic so far as maybe those forks are designating places to eat, but the logic fails when it gets to Hugh's.  Logic fails when you drive down two or three more blocks and see one.  Logic fails when it comes to Vic's because you would actually have to want to go to Vic's and know about Vic's in order to find this fork.

Also, be aware, you may drive over the forks before you realize they are there.

There has been no news about our "forks" except maybe a word or two on Twitter.  Is this DNA's work? 

What is the purpose?  Which group authorized and paid for this?  Or, heaven forbid, did someone simply run out of things to do?

We guess there is nothing like getting "forked" in the middle of the night and no one being aware.  At least it made for a good laugh among some.

So, if someone asks if you know about the "forks" - now you do.